The List

1. Travis Etienne

2. Tank Bigsby

3. D’Ernest Johnson

4. William Refrigerator Perry

5. Evan Engram

6. Tim Jones

7. The Chiefs O-lineman who caught Mahomes’ illegal pass on their first drive (cheaters)

8. Snoop Conner

9. Captain Sandy

10. Pug Dederson

11. Doug Pederson

12. Fred Taylor then AND now

13. Brent Martineau

14. @LaurieFitzptrck

15. Brenton Strange

16. Cam Robinson - even while suspended

17. Old Yeller - after the rabies

18. De Niro and Pacino, but only in the diner scene from Heat

19. Voltron

20. Lieutenant Dan

21. Brian Baldinger (just so he can do a Baldy breakdown of himself)

22. Tyrion Lannister

23. Leonardo

24. Donatello

25. Raphael

26. Michelangelo

    The turtles, not the four Italian Renaissance artists, but let’s be honest, you were thinking turtles from the start.

27. The four Italian Renaissance artists

28. The Blue Power Ranger

29. Condoleezza Rice (yes that’s how you spell it. I Googled)

30. The Dr. Pepper guy from Fansville

31. Me

32. That host from Double Dare on Nickelodeon

33. Every member of Nickelback

34. Asher Grodman (with or without pants)

35. The person who sings 1-877-Kars4Kids

36. Kyle Brandt - maybe

37. Kay Adams - definitely

38. Travis Kelce’s girlfriend Taylor Swift

39. Monica Lewinsky

Those able to take a hand-off on first and goal from the one. Just saying, Press…Just saying.